i'm lost and i look like a hooker
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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