Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ChristineCat hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(904): View more from Florida

Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

Fav 49 9826 1848
share tweet
(913): View more from Kansas

the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

Fav 28 5382 1375
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit

Fav 7 4018 2218
share tweet
(615): View more from Tennessee

It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.

Fav 8 1577 2133
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things

Fav 11 1464 2951
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.

Fav 4 2968 1131
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(773): View more from Illinois

after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown

Fav 7 1065 1493
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(907): View more from Alaska

I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing

Fav 11 1176 765
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(905): View more from Ontario

He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.

Fav 0 21 45
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT