operation harelip BJ is a go
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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