eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
