just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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