help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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