i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
