it was like his penis was on wheels.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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