How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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