I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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