it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
