well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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