i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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