youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Screwed.edu
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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