How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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