Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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