Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
