I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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