Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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