But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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