It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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