i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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