that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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