I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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