Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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