Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Randomize
