Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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