Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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