did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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