I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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