Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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