On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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