Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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