Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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