Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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