Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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