omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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