just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
