You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
