Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
that may or may not have been my penis.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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