Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Randomize
