are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
