we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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