yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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