I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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