After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have surprise drugs for everyone
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You were trust falling into bushes
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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