So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
