My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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