It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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