Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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