Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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