You're completely useless in the revolution.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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